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A Tale About A Diet, Low Carbohydrate

You should go on a diet, low carbohydrate, said the witch to the warlock. If you don't, the witch said, I'll eat you up. Then she did. Now, she's on the vegetarian weight loss diet because of all that raw meat she ate when she ate the warlock. You shouldn't eat warlocks, you should eat the high protein diet plan. If you do that, then witches won't eat you¡­ really.

A diet, low carbohydrate, (oh, it's like a poem, I understand said the little dragon) contains such good things as peas, popcorn, pineapples, pine nuts, pumpernickel bread; but no pine cones. The Atkins diet low carb was deficient in enough protein. You need to supplement with protein drinks such as whey when you're on the Atkins diet. This is because it was shown that the Atkins diet, being so deficient in carbohydrates, caused the body to start breaking down the protein in your muscles. Not a good thing. So, moral of the story, low carb is good as are low carb recipes; but you shouldn't drink no-carb soda if it has artificial sweeteners in it because they actually have very bad things that eat up your body like little lye-eating caterpillars which climb into your brain.

No, really, I made that up too. But the part about the artificial sweeteners is right except for the lye-eating caterpillars part. A diet low carbohydrate is like a window to the soul. Because it will lower the amount of intestinal yeast in your system, less acetyladehyde will be added to your brain, which will cause less muddled thinking, which will cause less problems in your bowels, which will cause less things like panic attacks and anger attacks and you'll suddenly feel released and calm and peaceful like a little bunny.

Or not. Either way. Once upon a time there was a witch, you remember, and she was hypoglycemic. She would eat lots of bread and drink lots of alcohol and eat pancake syrup out of a tablespoon. She was probably the one who wanted to eat Hanzel and Gretyl; but now she's not real happy because nobody is coming by and she's having to eat her sugary house. See, she wanted to eat the kids because they ate lots of bread. You remember the bread crumbs¡­ Talk about going on the Atkins diet¡­ You don't want her to eat her house, do you? So, you'd better go on a calm and peaceful vegetarian diet, or else.

I didn't mention a diet for diabetics yet. I wanted so much to tell you that diabetics have a clever knowledge about things like glucose balance in your body. Yep, they know that in order to not feel hypoglycemic (that really edgy feeling that you feel which makes you want to jump out of your skin? Yep, the one you get after you ate pancakes and waffle syrup. Yech.) It will stop that feeling. Protein does it, eat or drink protein and it will help balance out your glucose levels; a diet low carbohydrate does it.

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